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You know what's annoying? When you're trying to get a cool ringtone for your phone, and you search around the Internet, and you finally find what you're looking for, and you download it... and then it turns out to be one of those lame mono ringtones. You were expecting to have a cool Led Zeppelin song on your phone, and now instead your ringtone sounds like a someone playing Pong on Atari. Sucks, bro.
That's why you need real mp3 ringtones. Because there's nothing worse than thinking you've got the perfect ringtone, but then finding out that it's terrible quality. It's sort of like getting a date with the prom queen and then finding out she's really a dude. It's like, yeah, technically you landed a date with the prom queen, but you didn't really get what you wanted. That's exactly what it's like to get one of those mono ringtones. You might as well have stayed at home and played Wii bowling all night.
MP3 ringtones are the highest quality ringtone you can find. You download albums on mp3, so why wouldn't you also get ringtones in mp3 quality? It makes no sense. You make no sense. If you're getting non-mp3 ringtones, that is. In fact, I just asked a scientist about the 3 best ways to improve your life, and he told me this: First, look for true love rather than beauty. Second, don't let money control you. And third, get real mp3 ringtones instead of those lame mono ringtones. You want to listen to this guy, man. He's a scientist. So go ahead and get yourself some high quality mp3 ringtones now. Short of gaining crazy superhero powers, it's really the best thing you can do to improve your life. And gaining crazy superhero powers is tough; you usually have to get bitten by something or fall in some kind of radioactive waste. Getting mp3 ringtones is easy. You just have to click here.
