That jerk in the chatroom was right. You will never get to see Lily Allen in her underwear. Sorry, LilyFan47020818.
Yesterday it was reported that Allen would model for the Agent Provocateur lingerie line. Turns out the new AP model will not be Allen, but rather French actress Vahina Giocante. I always get those two confused. I mean, one is a French beauty whose unpronouncable name looks like it might be one of Borat's terms for "vagina," and the other is a British singer with the easiest name ever. How do you not confuse them? They're practically the same human. In fact, they might want to do the Agent Provocateur ads together, just to prove there's not a Clark Kent/Superman thing going on.
