Lily Allen has signed a deal to model for Agent Provocateur. Why, that's the underwear company that did ads with Kylie Minogue. And Kate Moss, and Dita Von Teese, and Maggie Gyllenhaal.
I think it's pretty clear that this Agent Provocateur is the best company ever. Forget competing with Victoria's Secret, they're going to take down Google. Except, these Agent Provocateur ads will probably end on YouTube, and Google owns YouTube, so Google will profit off Agent Provocateur's success. Dammit Google, you win again!
Allen will make six figures for this deal. Between the ads and the money, I'd say we've got ourselves an official Sugar Mama.
