Keypress ringtones can be made using an elaborate process that assigns certain musical notes to different keys on certain Motorola phones. For example, pressing "0" will get you a whole note, 00 [*] will set the octave, 000 [#] will set a sharp note, and 0000 [&]. There are many different codes that an aspiring ringtone maker could use to create songs, so long as they know how to read sheet music, are extremely patient, and don't mind having a non-real music ringtone.

 

Now, come here for a second. Let's be honest. After all, it's just you and me right here, and I want you to feel like you can trust me. You're probably, like me, a pretty average person. You never learned to read sheet music. You have no patience. And you want a real ringtone that plays the actual song. It's okay to admit this, even if you do lose some "geek points" for not making your own. [Please note: I use the words "geek points" lovingly... I'm a geek, too. Man, we have so much in common. I feel like I've known you forever. This is really great, us talking like this and all!]

 

Here's the deal: you thought you wanted keypress ringtones, but what you really want are real ringtones that play the hottest, newest, or your favorite songs around. Admitting this is the first step. The next one is breaking free of the chains of oppression and saying -- loud and proud -- "I want a real ringtone!"

 

Well, say it. Then do it.

 

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