A little groping at a Fall Out Boy concert and now they're secretly married? According to Kelly, no, but... who the hell knows with these things?
Supposedly, a V.I.P. [is this the new A. Source?] at the Reading Festival heard Travis McCoy say, "We're really happy together. In fact, we just got married but I'm not supposed to tell anyone."
When asked, Kelly insisted that was not the case and once again mentioned her boyfriend, Jarred Corbell, though left off the part about how he is "in a band" this time.
Now, let's be reasonable. First of all, if they were married, why would they need to keep it secret? So she can let Jarred Corbell down easily? [If I know, he knows, so I wouldn't worry too much about him....] I honestly can't think of any reason why this story would be true, or why they'd be married and hiding it.
Then again, that probably means they are married and soon, we'll get baby rabies stories about how the two have started to procreate and/or adopt third world orphans.
That sound you just heard? That was me. Sighing loudly.
