God dammit!
Katharine McPhee has reportedly gotten engaged to her boyfriend, actor Nick Cokas. The couple met in 2005. McPhee is 23 and Cokas is 41.
"Everyone was pretty cool about it in the beginning," explained McPhee during an appearance on "The View." "I've always been a little bit older than I am."
Well, my McPhever just got downgraded to a Common McCold. Someone needs to tell Katharine that, once you become famous, you're supposed to ditch whatever boyfriend helped you through the hard times and mess around with George Clooney or Ryan Phillipe before eventually marrying and divorcing your manager.
Also, I know a lot of people say "age doesn't matter" or "love knows no age" or stuff like that, but how do you marry someone that much older than you? When this guy was getting his driver's license, Katharine McPhee was a zygote. What do they talk about? I mean, this guy is probably discussing the fall of the Berlin Wall, and she's like, "OMG, is that like, a New Wave band?" I understand that some girls want to marry rich older guys, and rich older guys like marrying hot young chicks... but Katharine McPhee is already rich! What's she doing?
OK, I don't really care about age difference. I'm just really jealous. Today, my love for Katharine McPhee dies. It was good while it lasted.
R.I.P.
