Just when you thought you'd covered your bases with KISS merchandise, the stingy Gene Simmons goes and puts the band's name on a toothbrush. Truth be told, it's actually been out a while, but now Paul and Gene have helped out with a TV spot. "Brushing never rocked this hard!" That's true Paul "Heart Trouble" Stanley, and not that we're making fun of KISS merch, but we never really requested that our tooth brushing experience rock any harder than it already does. Fight gingivitis!
If I was five again, I'd probably be using one of these. Although I think I'd go with Queen's "We Will Rock You" or the soon-to-be-released Transformer themed brush. Anyway, here's Paul and Gene in the commercial (I Still prefer Ace's appearance for Dunkin' Donuts):
