Kinda really hilarious.
John Mayer has started a "mlog," which is a blog about his meals. Here is Mayer's reason for doing something so dumb:
Americans are celebrity obsessed, and that obsession shows no signs of stopping. So in an effort to stay on the cutting edge of digital technology and pop culture, I've decided to make the most personal facet of my life public.
My meals.
If I'm correct, America - no, the world - will want to see this.
Thanks John, but I already read about this at CelebFood.com, the hottest new celebrity meals gossip site. Did you know that J. Lo had extra ranch dressing on her salad last night? Sounds like she's eating for two!
This past Monday, John had waffles. With blueberries and strawberries. Surely there is a hidden meaning behind this choice. Could he be back with Jessica Simpson? Blueberries are blue, and John Mayer plays the blues. Strawberries are delicious, just like Jess. I think the message is pretty clear: John Mayer ordered waffles, therefore he's back with Jessica Simpson. And he's about to cover her with butter, cut her up into pieces, eat half of her, and put the other half in a doggie bag to save for later. You heard it here first people, John Mayer is a perverted serial killer who loves waffles! Quick, somebody call the police!
