Kid Rock looks like Jesus Christ. Also, Kid Rock loves getting into fights. Just weeks after his now-infamous VMA fight with Tommy Lee, Kid Rock has gotten himself into another brawl, this time outside an Atlanta Waffle House.
Rock's arrest came at 5:15 AM, just a few hours after he finished playing a show at the Atlanta venue Tabernacle. Apparently a woman who was "dining" with Rock got into an argument with another Waffle House customer, which eventually turned into a parking lot brawl. Two members of Rock's Twisted Brown Band were also involved in the fight. Rock was released from jail yesterday on $1,000 bail.
So basically, someone acted inappropriately toward Rock's ladyfriend, and he beat their ass. In other words, he's not just running around Hotlanta causing trouble. He's standing up for his woman. And they say chivalry is dead.
Back to Kid Rock looking like Jesus. In case you didn't know, Rock's latest album is titled Rock N Roll Jesus, and it debuted at #1 on the Billboard Charts. Now, Rock turns up in a mug shot looking like Christ. What's going on here? Is there a lost chapter of Revelations where a rap-rock singer saves mankind by punching inappropriate jerks from coast to coast? "And He traveled across the land, spreading His word and turning blueberry waffles into broken jaws."
[UPDATE: At the time of the incident, Kid Rock was wearing a Kid Rock t-shirt, which makes the story roughly 7 to 10 times more amazing.]
