At last year's MTV Video Music Awards, Jessica Simpson won a minivan, and now the singer has donated that van to an orphanage. Well actually, she won a sportscar, but she traded it in for a minivan. Whatever. The point is, Jessica Simpson is a great human being. She's like Gandhi except way hotter.
Mama Lupita, who runs the Casa Hogar Elim orphanage in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico, was overjoyed.
"I can't wait to give Jessica a big hug!," she said.
Well, alright, she probably said it in Spanish. The point is, we need more people to pitch in and contribute to society like Miss Simpson. Jessica Simpson is the fake wood on the minivan of life.
