During a party last Thursday for the ABC Television Critics Association, Joe Simpson told People Magazine that his daughters have received many interesting offers for movie roles.
One of the these, in particular, stands out. Apparently Jessica Simpson was offered a role to star as a porn star. The people doing the offering assured the Simpsons that the role would lead to an Oscar.
Said Joe:
The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.'
Dammit! This is what happens when a hot chick is managed by her father. For now we'll have to settle for amazing cleavage and nothing more.
