Today is Jessica Simpson's 27th birthday, and as a tribute to the model of physical perfection, we present a collection of Jessica's finest moments.
Enjoy...
[Disclaimer: Just to be safe, you might want to save this one until you're home from work.]
VIDEOS
"I Wanna Love You Forever" - Jessica's breakthrough 1999 song.
"I Think I'm In Love With You" - Like "Jack & Diane" minus the homoerotic chili dog reference.
"Irresistable" - Simpson ditches the sweet & innocent act and makes the best Bally's commercial of all-time.
"Sweetest Sin" - Hey Lachey, get the hell out of the way.
"Newlyweds" Intro - This is pretty funny in hindsight.
"With You" - Jessica's biggest hit, packed with tons of outdated "Newlyweds" references.
"Angels (Live @ 'Letterman')" - So she can sing.
"These Boots Are Made For Walking" - Maybe the greatest video ever made, and arguably the height of filmmaking, period.
The infamous "Chicken of the Sea" scene - Everyone has one friend who's like, "man, I could never date someone that dumb, I don't care how hot she is." That guy's a liar.
PICTURES
Publicity Shots
Magazine Covers
Red Carpet/Public Appearances
Winning Some Award
No Idea
Wow
Happy birthday, Jess.
