She'll be playing "the city."
No, just kidding. Jennifer Hudson will play Carrie Bradshaw's (a.k.a., Sarah Jessica Parker's) assistant in the forthcoming Sex and the City movie.
The creators of the movie have kept the plot closely guarded. However, it is known that the movie will take place four years from the time of the final episode and all 4 of the actresses are involved, as is recurring actor Chris Noth.
I'm gonna let you all you girls in on a little secret (I assume all the guys have either skipped this story or stopped reading). The creators might not be giving anything away, but I know exactly what the plot of the Sex and the City movie will be.
You ready?
Sarah Jessica Parker will put on a ridiculous-looking dress. Then she'll go for a walk and meet a handsome guy in some completely random way that would never actually happen in real life (like, for example, she may be walking in front of a veterinarian's office as a guy is walking out, and she'll trip over the guy's dog). Then she'll go meet her three friends for cosmos, somehow finding the only lounge in New York City where you can actually hear people talk. Her redheaded in-the-closet lesbian friend will complain about the current guy she's dating, saying that the guy only spends 98% of his time with her instead of 100%. Meanwhile, her hot brunette friend will question whether she should convert to Nazism to make it work with this new guy she's been seeing. Finally, her kinda-hot but kinda-old blond friend will start to give some advice, but then leave halfway through her speech to go fuck the busboy in the coat room. Still confused, Parker will leave to meet up with the guy. Within a half hour she'll be bringing him back to her apartment, only to find herself bewildered when the man somehow gets his dick stuck in an ice cream cone during intercourse. They'll break up, Parker will put on another stupid dress and go back to the bar for manhattans, and then a voiceover of Parker will wrap things up with a cheesy pseudo-lesson like, "As that ice cream cone melted, I saw our hopes at a relationship melt right along with it. But I couldn't help thinking, maybe if I had gone to the produce aisle instead of the ice cream shop in the first place, then we'd all be healthier in the end!"
The credits will roll, and every girl will sigh and say "that is so true!" Then they'll wake up their boyfriends and leave.
By the way, did I mention I lived with girls and they made me watch every episode of "Sex and the City?" I'm not bitter at all.
