Now, I'm just trying to figure out whether or not Sam Beam looks more like a shepherd or a dog.  Maybe a sheep dog? Perhaps if his album sells well he'll look like a boy with a coin? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

Bottom line: His beard kicks ass way harder than anything you or your grandpappy could grow.

 

Truth.

 

 

 

Your shit is weak, Santa!

 

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