Step one: Contact one of the guys who runs the band's MySpace. Step two: tell him you and/or a friend of yours will kill yourself and only Ryan Ross can save you. Step three: Get mocked online; do not get Ryan Ross' number.
The band's online representative posted the following:
screenname1234: hey, i really hate to bother you right now but this is an emergency. one of my really good friends is threatening suicide and the only way she won't go through with it is if ryan ross talks to her. is there anyway we could get ahold of him?
screenname5678: My friend is threatening to kill herself and the only person that can help her is Ryan ross
i don't get it. at all. hopefully this is just the least-tasteful attempt to get someone's phone number.
Seriously, that is about as tasteless as it gets.
Ever wonder why it is almost impossible to get in touch with people like Ryan Ross? Just look to the nuts quoted above....
