Modern rock giants Hinder are teaming up with Papa Roach and Buckcherry to form the "Badboys of Rock" tour.
And where do bad boys of rock hang out? County fairs, apparently. Because nothing says "bad boy" like hitting on the Dime Toss girl while your mouth is full of fried dough.
Tour dates, courtesy of our good friends at Pollstar:
July 2007
13 - Lansing, MI - Adado Riverfront Park
14 - Chesaning, MI - Chesaning Amphitheatre
28 - Dubuque, IA - Dubuque County Fair
August 2007
19 - Lima, OH - Allen County Fair
26 - Essex Junction, VT - Champlain Valley Exposition
September 2007
8 - Allegan, MI - Allegan County Fair
12 - York, PA - York Fair Grandstand
Just remember, when the Hinder singer asks, "Honey, why you callin' me... ssssoooo late?," the correct answer is, "I want you to ride the teacups with me."
Here is a list of things you should hope/expect to see on this tour:
-Ice Cream of the Future
-12 cock-rock poses per night
-T-shirts that were won by popping a balloon with a dart and say things like "Not only am I perfect, I'm Puerto Rican too"
-Tons of groupies by Buckcherry's trailer
-Oversized stuffed animals
-An appearance by Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, plus the phrase "We ride together, we die together!"
-A guy who can accurately guess your birthday month within 4 months
-A cover of P. Diddy's "Bad Boys 4 Life"
