Wow. These are hilarious even if they are the same general theme:
"Hey, bitch. Pick up your fucking phone. Someone's trying to talk to you."
"Hey, bitch. This is Henry Rollins. Pick up your fucking phone."
"Hey, this is Henry Rollins. Answer your fucking phone."
"Hey, this is Henry Rollins. Answer your phone, or I'm gonna smash it on your head."
"Hey, asshole, pick up your fucking phone or I'll smash you upside the head with it."
"Yoohoo, pick up your fucking phone!"
I think I just pissed my pants.
