Okay... this is a good one. Gerard Way was, for reasons unknown to me, asked about Britney Spears. Or perhaps he was just talking about her because that was in his head at the moment. Being that it's already established he has a thing for Joan of Arc and squids, this is entirely possible. Gerard's head is a place that fascinates me, but also scares me deeply. Anyway...
While Gerard was discussing Britney Spears with some random member of the press, he declared her his "heroine," and then said he has "had a lot of moments where [he] could identify with her." Naturally. Further, he said he thought she looked great with her shaved head, which is baffling, but does explain his ex-fiancee, Liza Cuts... he has terrible taste in women. But then again, he did marry the super-hot Lyn-Z, so who knows? Again... Gerard Way.
And then, he outdid himself when he threw this one out for the world:
"Sometimes you just wanna shave your head and be covered in your own shit, running through the streets, being crazy. You wanna be fucking locked up!
Ummm, actually? No, I don't want to do any of that. Not in the slightest. And Gerard should suppress any urges to shave his head, because it might actually cause me to die of a broken heart. As for the rest, I could be a bit more forgiving, but I honestly don't think most people ever want to be covered in their own shit, and if they have any sense, being locked up is a pretty scary thought.
Oh well. To each his own.
That's our Gerard for you.
By the way, in other My Chemical Romance news, it looks like they've officially killed off The Black Parade. As of yesterday, the Web site features nothing more than a "flatline." You can see it here, but unless there's some secret code or puzzle, there's not much to see.
