You know how I know Amy Winehouse is screwed? I mean, aside from bloody brawls with her husband, , "exhaustion", and drinking enough to put a blind-drunk hobo under the table...

 

I know she is screwed because George Michael, the king of rational thought patterns, is begging her to get well.

 

After saying she is the best female vocalist to ever grace the planet, as well as one of the best writers, he added, "all I can say is: please, please understand how brilliant you are."

 

He added, in typical George Michael brilliance,"I wish her every success in the future and I know she can get past the media. I don't know if she can get past other things but she's a fantastic talent and we should support her."

 

Yes, because getting past the media is Amy Winehouse's biggest problem right now.

 

 

Yep, the media.