Sean Kingston -- or as I like to call him, "the bane of my existence" -- has released a new video for his song "Take You There." The song is very Sean Kingston-esque, meaning kids will love it, but adults will go into one of those "What happened to music?" speeches every time it comes on.
The basic idea of this song/video is that Sean Kingston can take a girl anywhere. He's lived in the hood, and he's experienced a life of luxury, so he feels comfortable in either setting. Whether a girl wants to go to "paradise" or "the slums, where killas get hung," Kingston can take them there.
However, Kingston fails to realize one thing. What girl would ever choose the hood over paradise?? "Yeah baby, I'm sick of all this caviar and money, let's go to the ghetto and try to hustle some people in a dice game. You know how danger turns me on!"
Guys, try this: Next time you meet a girl, tell her you want to take her out on a date, and say that you can either go for seafood at the finest restaurant in town or subs at the ghetto mart. Leave it up to her. I think you'll find that half the girls choose seafood, while the other half mysteriously come down with an illness which forces them to cancel the date and never answer their phone again (the rare "Straight to Voicemail Flu"). Zero percent will pick the ghetto, unless maybe you're dating a crack fiend. On second thought, maybe Sean Kingston is on to something. He's not crazy, he's just weeding out potential crack fiends from the dating pool. God bless, Sean Kingston.
