Patrick Stump, best known as "the singer of Fall Out Boy... no, not Pete Wentz," decided to do some drunk R. Kelly karaoke last night. Here's the video...
This comes courtesy of the website FriendsorEnemies.com, who wrote the following note under the video:
What's better than hearing Patrick cover a song by a dude who likes to pee on 14 yr olds? NOTHING, that's what.
How many times must we go over this? R. Kelly ain't got time to be ID'ing every girl he meets in the club. Haters. Anyway, since Stump put his spin on an R. Kelly song, I thought I would return the favor on behalf of Kelz, by putting an R. Kelly spin on a Fall Out Boy song. Here are the lyrics to FOB's "Dance Dance," followed by the Kelz-ified version.
"Dance Dance"
FOB lyrics:
She says she's no good
with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out "A joke of a romantic"
Stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's: "It can't get much worse."
Vs. "No one should ever feel like..."
Kelz-ified version:
She know she fly
But I'm the mothaf***in' champ
She said "be romantic"
I said "use that tongue, tramp"
She be pullin' all this bullsh*t
While I'm sippin' on Patron
She be gettin' all dramatic
I say "bitch, leave me alone!"
FOB lyrics:
Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how
Misery loved me
Kelz-ified version:
Dance up on me, girl
I'm-a take you to my house
Yeah grind up on me, baby
Now get the f**k out
This is the way I'm livin'
You always be questionin' why
If you knew me, baby
You'd know I'm a platinum type of guy
FOB lyric:
I only want sympathy in the form
Of you crawling into bed with me
Kelz-ified version:
Doublin' up for me is like, routine, playa
