Remember how Bobby Brown had a heart attack a couple days ago? Yeah, turns out that never happened. Brown has issued a statement saying he never had a heart attack, and his visit to the hospital on Tuesday was for a routine checkup.
"None of its true," Brown said of the heart attack reports. "I went in for a checkup. The doc gave me a clean bill of health."
Why would people think Bobby Brown had a heart attack when he only went in for a checkup? Oh, that's right, because his lawyer made a statement saying that he had a heart attack, then said he was "recovering nicely." Sounds like someone was playing a really bad game of telephone. But hey, it's all good. Bobby Brown is healthy, and he got his name in the papers in a totally sympathetic way.
In other news, Bobby Brown has AIDS.
Wait, no, that's not true either.
