It's an anal rape joke. Get it?
Ex-"American Idol" contestant Corey Clark may be headed to prison. Clark pleaded guilty last week to felony aggravated harassment in an Arizona courtroom. Clark was accused of harassing his estranged wife, trespassing on his father-in-law's property, and violating a restraining order that his wife had gotten against him.
These charges carry a 4-6 month minimum sentence, however, it is very possible that Clark could serve even longer. He will also likely receive probation and a fine of up to $150,000.
Corey's having some tough times lately, having been arrested for possession of drugs back in August. Why can't all American Idols be as upstanding as Justin Guarini?
In related news, this story was almost impossible for me to get through. It's not a moral issue, and I couldn't care less about Corey Clark. It's just that, I got this story from E! Online, and on the side of their website, there's an ad for the new Kim Kardashian show. It's a moving picture where Kardashian is shaking her ass. Trying to think clearly while that's going on is like trying to stay calm while the area around you is getting carpet-bombed. It's impossible. This show could be the biggest piece of shit ever and I'll still watch every episode.
Take a look at this photo gallery and you'll forget your own last name:
See what I'm talking about?
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