If you were looking forward to the Christmas album that was going to feature Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood duets, guess what? It's not happening. Mostly because Evan is afraid Manson's fans would "crucify" them.

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Go, Evan, that's the spirit! Wait... no. That's Easter I'm thinking of. Oh well, either way, they're not singing together any time soon, so put your crosses away.

 

While she was the one who originally got people going about the idea of them performing together, she now says there's no way they will ever sing together. "We'd just be crucified if we did that. People wouldn't really accept that. He's got such a hardcore fan base, and his fans mean a lot to him. I just wouldn't want to go there."

 

She went on to talk about how her family bonded with her middle-aged "goth" boyfrend because her dad once played Dracula on stage. That makes sense. However, there is no word if her dad has a wildly homosexual-sounding drink named after him , owns any skeletons of Chinese girls, or refuses to wash his face. All of those would be perfectly valid ways to "bond" with the dirty old man banging his barely legal daughter for all the world to see, as well.

 

Ah, Marilyn Manson. My days would be so boring without you. I'm glad you're a vampire, because I don't want you to ever leave me.