We all knew this was going to happen.
After becoming a surprise hit for VH1, "Rock of Love" came to an end earlier this week with the worst reunion show of all-time.
(Seriously, everyone getting along? Do they know they're on reality TV? Lame.)
About a month ago, VH1 announced that "Rock of Love" would be returning for a second season. There had been a lot of speculation as to who would star in the sequel; names like Dave Navarro, Tommy Lee and Mark McGrath had come up.
Turns out Bret Michaels will be back to finish what he started. And when I say "what he started," I'm talking about getting high ratings, not finding love.
This news should come as a surprise to no one, because really, why wouldn't Bret Michaels be back for season 2? The show was a huge hit, and it's not like he's busy with Poison (although you can still expect a Poison comeback album sometime in the next year). Now Bret gets to go back to that mansion and bang a whole new crop of girls. There's no downside for him.
So, if you're a crazy skank between the ages of 21 and 35, and you'll be in the Los Angeles area, just call 1-800-RockOfLove to set up an audition.
There's only one way to properly end this story...
