Sometime during her 15 hour hiatus from rehab yesterday, Britney Spears decided to beat an SUV with an umbrella. Just look at the picture. It's ridiculous. The car in the photo belongs to a member of the paparazzi who was following Spears all over Los Angeles.
If you're a celebrity and the paparazzi is always all over you, you're eventually going to snap. That's why you need to make sure you have adequate car-smashing equipment on you at all times. Brit, buy yourself a nice aluminum baseball bat, or even a heavy-duty Maglite. They'll pay for themselves.
