Having kids full-time is totally cramping Kevin Federline's style. He missed amateur night at Dreamgirls last night, and he might have to postpone hitting on the waitress at the Cracker Barrel tomorrow. He barely even has time to smoke anymore!
Fortunately, help is on the way. Yesterday, a court granted visitation rights to Britney Spears. Spears will be allowed monitored visits with her kids every other day. This should allow K-Fed at least enough time to sneak out and smoke a Phillie Blunt, and possibly time to hit up the strip club lunch buffet.
Spears was forced to hand over custody to Federline earlier this week after failing to comply with court orders. Federline and Spears will both appear in court on October 26th for another hearing. This court date coincides with an airing of Debbie Does Dallas on Cinemax 2, which makes it yet another thorn in Federline's side. God, this custody battle must be awful for K-Fed. Don't worry, Kevin, this will all be over soon enough.
When reached for comment, Federline said, "Can I borrow ten bucks?"
