Yesterday we reported that Britney Spears had suffered a minor breakdown during an interview with OK! Magazine. Now, we have details, courtesy of NME.
According to the magazine's editor, Spears showed up to the photo shoot that would accompany the tell-all interview, and determined that the dress she was supposed to wear wasn't "sexy, short or tight enough." She finally agreed to wear a different pink dress. Then, Spears sat down for lunch. The editors asked her not to eat in the dress, as they feared she might accidentally spill something and ruin the shoot.
So what did Spears do? She wiped grease from the food all over the dress. Then, her dog went and crapped on another $6,700 dress. Spears and her assistant refused to clean it up. After 3 hours of shooting, Spears left with $14,000 worth of clothing that she was not supposed to take.
Oh, it's on now. If there was any doubt over the whole "Britney Spears is insane" thing, this pretty much seals the deal. Absconding with thousands of dollars of clothing? Alright, I can see that. Letting your dog shit on a dress then refusing to clean it up? OK, a little diva-ish, but certainly not beyond imagination. But the part about getting mad and wiping grease all over her dress? That's the kind of thing a 12 year old would do when they're mad at their mom. What non-insane adult would do that?
And with this, I've reached a crossroads (no pun intended). I've been giving Brit-Brit the benefit of the doubt on this whole insanity thing, as she was my first true love in the pop star world*, and you never want to admit when your first true love has gone crazy. But now we've reached a tipping point. I'm going to have to think about this for a couple days and decide whether I want to admit she's crazy, or go into full-on denial mode. Right now, I'm torn.
In other news, rumors continue to surface that Britney is pregnant with her third child. No one reporting this "news" seems to know the father. Vegas has been a little slow on this one, so I came up with Shoutmouth's Official Britney Baby Daddy Odds. Check it:
Federline 2:1
Howie Day 3:1
Isaac Cohen 6:1
J.R. Rotem 9:1
Unknown Record Producer 13:1
The DJ at Club Prey 18:1
The Kid Working at the Beverly Hills Starbucks Counter 46:1
Dave Lavinsky, CEO of Shoutmouth.com 62:1
Jason Alexander 89:1
The Other Jason Alexander (George Costanza) 108:1
[Thanks to Whosdatedwho.com for the info; I have no clue who some of these people are.]
[*Assuming En Vogue and Spinderella fall into the R&B/hip hop genre.]
