Maxim has succeeded by, among other things, showing ridiculously hot chicks in as little clothing as possible. It's an amazing business model. But today, Maxim has changed things up by unveiling its new list of "The Five Unsexiest Women Alive."
Here's the list:
5) Britney Spears
4) Madonna
3) Sandra Oh
2) Amy Winehouse
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
I guess they don't grant any exclusions for lifetime achievement. While I won't argue these selections, it's the commentary that makes this list especially vicious. Take a look at what they wrote for Sarah Jessica Parker:
How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.
My God, that is awful... ly hilarious! Even funnier than when Matthew Broderick kills the editor of Maxim in two weeks.
On a related note, for the eight-billionth time in my life, I'm glad I'm not a chick. It's so much easier to be judged by your bank account than your looks.
Click here to check out Maxim's "Five Unsexiest Women Alive."
[Here's a link to an extremely sexy woman, if you need to get that unsexy taste out of your mouth.]
