On Monday, the New York Post's Page Six reported that Mijovi, a new energy drink, has received a sales boost after being criticized by Jon Bon Jovi.

The rock (and country-lite) singer gave the drink company some free publicity when he tried to argue that the drink's name was too similar to his. As previously reported, Bon Jovi objected to the name and the marketing materials for the drink.

Meanwhile, the owner of the company argued that the drink was named after his girlfriend, Jovita.

Page Six reported a quote from their "spy." Seriously.

One store had people coming and getting their pictures taken with the drink and it's even spawned a cocktail named the ‘Angry Rocker'

It must be nice to report for Page Six. Any time you don't have a source, you just make some shit up and slap it on a word document. Also, I love how Page Six has a spy hanging out at New Jersey bodegas. Whatever, one "Angry Rocker" please.

Finally, if JBJ is against it, then I'm definitely for it, so everybody head on over to the Mijovi site and order yourself a case or seven. P.S. - Nice pose there, Grand Master Douche.