They're not very discerning and will even teach you how to do lighting if you don't know. Guy/girl, no pay [food and beer provided], driver's license a plus, and must be willing to leave now. Surely this is a joke?

 

The band sent out this MySpace bulletin:

want to go on the road with bleed the dream !!!
NOW!!! were looking for someone to go on the rd with us!!!!! your only job would be to do lights for us! will teach you how to do it! its simple! and just help out on the rd! etc. if you drive thats a plus.... we cant pay you but in return, you will have the time of your life and will feed you with food and beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we luv having a good time on the rd!!!!! come on!!! guy or girl doesnt matter! if you reply be serios and you would have to be willing to leave now!!!!! give me your phone # the city/state you live in... also at the end of the tour we will get you transpo home.... FUCK IT! COME NOW! IM NOT KIIDING DAVE....
Now, I will assume this is, in fact, a joke, but if you're in the mood, I assume you can message the band via their MySpace. While I'm no lighting chick, I'd be happy to proofread for them if they'd send me a bottle of vodka. That post hurts my head.