Alter Bridge Single Being Used For 'CSI: Miami' Promo

Alter Bridge's new single, "Rise Today," is being used in a commercial for the CBS show "CSI: Miami." The ad will be aired for the next month, leading up to the show's fall premiere.

You know what that means. It's time to come up with some cheesy David Caruso lines. Make sure to imagine Caruso putting on his sunglasses when reading each of these...

- "Let's hope this Bridge... doesn't collapse."

- "You can't Rise Today... when you've been murdered."

- "Frank... it looks like this Alter... had to make a sacrifice."

- "They might Rise Today... but they'll be dead tomorrow."

- "These are the former members of Creed... well, Frank... they should've prayed harder."

- "The chorus of this song says 'Peace Will Never Die'... but apparently... our vicitm did."

- "This was the perfect commercial... for murder."

- "This is an Alter Bridge song... Miami style!"

In case you have no idea what I'm talking about, watch this...