"This dude had me when his shirt came off; the voice he belted out was just the icing on top of hot man cake."
What the hell was he talking about? Well... it seems that Doug Neumann, the general manager of Crush Management, which takes care of Fall Out Boy, as well as the Decaydance/Fueled By Ramen bands, has a hell of a voice. To prove it to the world, Doug will be releasing a covers album of songs by bands he represents... with jazz arrangements.
Reportedly, songs Doug will be doing include:
"Dance Dance" by Fall Out Boy, "Time To Dance" by Panic! At the Disco, and "Bring It [Snakes on a Plane]" by Cobra Starship.
Cobra's Gabe Saporta also praised Doug's singing, albeit in a much less homoerotic fashion. He noted that the bands and their manager were at a karaoke event and simply said Doug, "belted out 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' like it was nobody's business!"
Does the idea of Doug's jazz-infused covers appeal to fans?
Oh, hell, did anyone even bother to read this article past the first quote?
