Aflac is an insurance company that I've heard a lot of good things about. I've heard a good amount of these things from commercials that feature a very friendly-looking duck, and if you can't trust a duck, who can you trust? Nobody, that's who! Ducks are nature's most honest animals... unlike those bastards, camels.

You're probably asking yourself, "why should I get a polyphonic ringtone when I can just get a standard monophonic ringtone?" And no offense, but that's a stupid question. Asking why you should get polyphonic ringtones is like asking why you should buy a mansion when all your stuff fits nicely in a studio apartment. Or like asking why anyone would own a BMW when a 1993 Mercury Topaz also has four wheels and a windshield.

Keypress ringtones can be made using an elaborate process that assigns certain musical notes to different keys on certain Motorola phones. For example, pressing "0" will get you a whole note, 00 [*] will set the octave, 000 [#] will set a sharp note, and 0000 [&]. There are many different codes that an aspiring ringtone maker could use to create songs, so long as they know how to read sheet music, are extremely patient, and don't mind having a non-real music ringtone.

College students, especially ones at a major university, have more school spirit than anyone on earth. As they should. There's nothing greater than tailgating all Saturday for the big homecoming game. So how do you show your school spirit? Besides yelling derogatory insults about your rival's lacrosse team, you can also download school fight songs on your cell phone. Notre Dame students can show their pride with the prestigious Notre Dame fight song. Georgia Tech students can get the "Rambling Wreck" theme, while Auburn fans can download the "War Eagle" chant. Students from USC, UCLA, Tennessee, Florida, Penn State, Wisconsin, Kansas, Texas, and any of the nation's other fine universities can do the same.

Season 7 of "American Idol" is in full swing, and if you're reading this, chances are you're one of the 30+ million people that tune into "Idol" each week. You probably love following the contestants as they get whittled down to 24,12, 6, and finally 1. You enjoy watching Simon Cowell rip into someone after a bad performance (even though you act like you hate him). You like watching Paula Abdul act crazy, and Randy Jackson repeat the words "yo dog" over and over.

Elvis wasn't, and isn't, considered The King for no reason. While he may not have royal blood, he earned his right to be The King by ruling rock and roll and keeping things infinitely real in a time when the poor guy was under fire for dancing by shaking his pelvis! There are many reasons why Elvis' music endures to this day. It's part his amazing good looks, part his legendary status, and mostly his raw talent. Elvis was actually so talented, if he'd invented a way to take his talent and give it away to less talented people, he'd still be the most talented guy around. Naturally, this is why people still buy his albums and want his songs as ringtones on their phones.

There used to be a time when you could support your school by going to the Friday pep rally and cheering loudly while the football team ran through a bunch of confetti and the cheerleaders did some tricks. Then you would leave, go home and sleep for a couple hours, head over to the football game, watch for about 3 quarters, then head off to a house party somewhere, which ended up being a lot of fun for maybe an hour before the cops came and busted it. The ensuing confusion led you to run straight into a tree, putting you in the hospital with a concussion. You'd wake up the next day with a massive headache and an overwhelming sense of school spirit.

BOO! Did I just scare you? If not, imagine you didn't just read it, but rather, were coming out of a room and I was hiding outside of it, unbeknownst to you. Oh, and imagine me as approximately 9 feet tall, with creepy eyes that glow in the dark, and hands with claws on them. And don't picture me as walking, but hovering a few feet off the ground with a cloud of smoke around me. Spooky, no? Maybe a bit creepy? Kind of a good time, nonetheless, because you know I'm totally harmless? Yep, that's what spooky ringtones are all about, as well.

Most teams wouldn't consider a season in which they made the playoffs a disappointment, but after losing a close game to the Jaguars last season, Steelers fans couldn't help feeling upset, since they're so used to winning. Help cheer the Steelers to a better 2008 by downloading Pittsburgh Steelers ringtones today. Sure, you could cheer the old-fashioned way, but that sounds like something a Browns fan would do.

"I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life worth living, should I blast myself?," starts one of the most famous rap songs of all-time. Tupac's "Changes" is a flash of brilliance in a time when most rap songs were focused on money, cars and women. The song is a real message of change, and Tupac wasn't afraid to address touchy subjects such as drug use and police brutality. The song was released post-humus which made it all the more potent, as Tupac's messages about violence were backed up even further by the fact that he was killed in a drive-by shooting.