We already know that listening to Angels & Airwaves changes lives.
This week, 66,000 people chose to have their lives changed by purchasing A&A's new album, I-Empire. The album debuted at #9 on the Billboard chart. The top five spots were occupied by Jay-Z, The Eagles, Garth Brooks, Chris Brown and My Future Wife, respectively.
To all you people who purchased I-Empire, you're probably wondering what amazing life changes await you. Remember, singer Tom DeLonge said that listening to A&A would begin a 30-year period of life-changing, so don't expect vast differences overnight. Some of the short-term life changes you can expect to experience include shortness of breath, cramps, blurred vision, headaches, and loss of appetite. These are also the symptoms of dehydration, so you're going to want to make sure that your life is really being changed, and you're not just hungover. If you're unsure, here is a quick checklist:
A) Are you currently questioning the infinite possibilities of human existence?
B) Are you missing your wallet?
C) Is your head constantly replaying expansive pop/rock compositions?
D) Is there a strange girl's number in your cell phone?
If you answered A or C, then you've probably been listening to Angels & Airwaves. If you answered B or D, then you're probably hungover. Either way, take a couple Advil and you'll be fine.
