Willie Nelson goes to a rave, Garth Brooks plays chess, Waylon might be a pedophile and Toby Keith raids his clip art folder.

Just when you were starting to worry about burning a hole through your recently purchased reissue copy of My Tennessee Mountain Home, the ultimate Dolly Parton obsessive has been threatened with an anti-social order for, well, being obsessed with Dolly basically.

Dolly Parton is about to make a comeback with her next release, which is her first shot at "mainstream country" in 17 years.

And it hasn't even been performed yet.

Dolly Parton, Vince Gill and country's current everywhere man, Marty Stuart, all showed up on this week's Sparrow Records release, I'll Fly Away: Country Hymns and Songs of Faith.

Dolly Parton is officially a Girl Scout. The country music legend was named a lifetime member of the Girl Scouts of Tanasi Council at her very own Dollywood theme park Friday night, June 15.

The Academy of Country Music honors Harlan Howard, Waylon Jennings, Jack Lameier, Buck Owens, Dolly Parton and Don Williams as part of a special event at the Tennessee State Museum on June 20.

Dolly Parton will join the Girl Scouts during a June 15 presentation at her very own Dollywood theme park.

Dolly Parton loves boob jokes more than most 16-year-old dudes, but that's because she believes her set will outlast, well, her. Also, she's a great songwriter.

Dolly Parton will receive the Johnny Mercer Award from the Songwriter's Hall of Fame, to which she was inducted in 2001.

Dolly Parton did a favor for her home county, Sevier County, as she raised around $500,000 to help build the Fort Sanders Sevier Medical Center, cancer center and medical office.