Horror movie characters? Emo? It's more likely than you think... Here's a list of the ten most emo horror icons, with in-depth character analysis of their super-emo traits.

 

10. The Predator

How is the Predator emo? Well, for one thing, the Predator in the original movie sure as hell spends a lot of time by himself, hiding in trees, watching people from a distance. This is pretty much the vicious vagina-mouthed alien from another planet's version of an emo teenager's bedroom. Being that he's an alien, he must be feeling pretty lonely on this planet, especially since everyone is really annoyed with him for simply doing his job. I mean, he's a predator. He doesn't mean to kill off everyone in his path, it's just all he knows. Kind of like how emo kids end up alienated simply for being themselves.

 

And then there's the bleeding. In every Predator movie, the Predator or Predators spend a lot of time just bleeding all over the place. Admittedly, they're bleeding from war wounds, but ever see an emo kid get beaten up? There's usually some blood. And let's not even talk about the howling and crying when a Predator has a wound to heal... come on, emo kids cry less when someone forces a bottle of peroxide on them. Welcome to emo-ville, Predator. Now go cry some more.

 

09. Jason Voorhees

Here's Jason's story: as a weird-looking outcast kid, he was picked on and beaten up at camp. He drowned as a result of the bullying he faced while inconsiderate camp counselors ignored the situation to get their horny teenage rocks off. Most modern-day emo kids can recall their school/camp days as being full of similar torture, only without the whole drowning thing. And while some of the early Friday The Thirteenth movies muck around a bit with Jason's story, let's just skip to the iconic Jason in a hockey mask with a machete. He's a lot bigger and burlier than most emo kids, but he's still incredibly emo. How?

 

01. He didn't just come back from the dead; he came back from the dead to cut people.

 

02. Being challenged in the follicle department, Jason can't have emo hair. So how does he hide his face? With a hockey mask. To further earn some emo points, he manages to pull off the "hide one eye with asymmetrical bangs" thing by simply not having one eye. That alone makes him the most badass emo kid ever - even more so than Pete Wentz, king of the random fistfight.

 

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2007 has been a great year for hot chicks. Beyonce, Shakira, Nelly Furtado - they've all done their part in providing eye and ear candy worthy of our praise. But for every Fergie out there, there are dozens of little Fergalicious babes just waiting for an opportunity to blow your stereo away.

 

Here we pay tribute to 25 of the hottest chicks who deserve record contracts. Check out their tunes and download their songs. Without your support, we may never see them on Vh1, MTV, or the cover of Blender.

 

A&R men and women, are you listening looking?

 

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I would like to think of YouTube as a happy place. I know that I can go there anytime I get an urge to watch that Rihanna video, reflect on the good times with the Britney Spears Superbowl Commercial for Pepsi, or go full out nostalgic with some retro TV theme songs. Pretty much the best place ever, right?

 

Recently, while perusing this video site of aforementioned greatness, I decided it was long past time I checked out that Soulja Boy video which has been getting so much attention lately. What I stumbled upon was this video of Soulja Boy himself, with a small legion of adoring dancers at the bottom of an empty pool teaching me everything I needed to know in order to 'Crank That' all by myself! Too good to be true...or so I thought.

 

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The best YouTube video I have seen in ages features Snowball, a medium-sized, sulphur-crested Eleanora cockatoo who really loves The Backstreet Boys. When exposed to the boy band she dances, sings, and bangs her head like she's at a late 1980s Anthrax concert. I love this bird, and so will you.

 

 

Of course, Snowball isn't the only animal that rocks.

 

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Some people like to drink.
Famous musicians are people.
Therefore, some famous musicians like to drink.

Fortunately, when famous people drink there are usually cameras rolling. While we cannot personally attest to the level of intoxication of the musicians in these videos, I think we all know some outlandish behavior when we see it. Enjoy!

 

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For most people, being a professional athlete would be a great and thoroughly satisfying accomplishment. But for a lot of professional athletes, it's just not enough. You may have heard about suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Pacman Jones, who recently decided to use his time away from the NFL to focus on a rap career. While Pacman is the latest athlete to give music a shot, he's certainly not the first (nor will he be the last).

 

Over the years, several athletes have ventured into the world of music. Some, like former White Sox pitcher Jack McDowell or former New York Yankees outfielder Bernie Williams, have been praised for their attempts.

 

Others, not so much.

 

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The highlight of the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards was a scuffle between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. If the VMA's proved anything, it's this: When musicians fight, everybody wins. Here are 20 of the craziest fights in music history...

This week's release by 50 Cent, Curtis, is all about acknowledging his roots. And while the name Curtis James Jackson III doesn't exactly exude bravado, it's way cooler than what's written on the birth certificates of these nerds, geeks, and dweebs.

The diss is generally associated with rap, but don't be fooled; it can translate to all genres. Here are the greatest musical disses of all-time...

Unless you've been under a rock for the last few weeks, you've probably heard the newest phrase to permeate the American vernacular:

Andrew Meyer, the student who evoked images of the Spanish Inquisition with his forceful grilling of John "The Ketchup King" Kerry, was subsequently tasered for his disruptive questioning style. Since the event, many questions have been raised regarding civil liberties, and just how far an American is allowed to go within the confines of "free speech" before someone tasers their ass.

...and like all serious matters dealing with social justice these days, outraged parties took to the streets to protest made hilarious YouTube videos spoofing the plight of Mr. Meyer.

Integrating the majesty of song, and the immediacy of the "remix", dozens of clips have popped up around the web. We've taken the time to assemble the best of these remixes into one convenient place, ranking them based on their informative contribution to society awesomeness, awareness of the larger social issues at hand quality, and proposals for remedying the problem hilarity.

Enjoy!

2007 is the year of the band reunion. From The Police to Van Halen to 'The Smashing Pumpkins,' everybody seems to be getting in on the act. But, who cares about those guys? These are the bands that we actually want to reform.

Countless hours of research were put into these rankings. Thousands of pictures were scanned, hundreds of videos were watched, dozens of Wikipedia entries were combed through, and every woman on the list was thoroughly ogled to ensure a fair and accurate ranking.