From the "why the hell?" department, we bring you the "emo Crank Dat." I can speculate as to why this exists, but I assume it's because everyone on earth needs at least 10 seconds of fame.

Here are the lyrics to the abomination that is Emo "Crank Dat."

[chorus]

Emo boy

Off In This

Hoe Watch Me cut it

Watch Me crawl

Watch Me Crank Emo Boy

Then Super slice down low

Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Emo Boy)

Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Emo Boy)

Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Emo Boy)

Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Emo Boy)

[Verse 1:]

Emo Boy Cut Off His Toe

Watch Me squint

And Watch Me Cut Super Slice Down Low

Then Watch Me Cut that other Arm Super Sweet

Now Watch Me cut Cutting On Them Fingers Man

When They Call Me Emo Boy I Lean To The Arm

And Cut That Wrist (Now You)

I'm Bleeding On you so fast

And If We Get Blood On Us

Then I'm Washing All Your Pants

You Catch Me At Yo Local Party

Yes I Cut It Everyday

Haterz Get Mad Cuz

"I Cut Me Some Skin Today"

[Chorus x2]

Not hurting enough? "Enjoy" the video:

How did this come to exist, anyway? Well, someone had to become emo, ala: He's Turned Emo.

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