...and it's not because he wrote a bunch of really, really sad songs. It's because he's gone and said something terrible and wrong, and may possibly have triggered the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Not only did he compliment Ashlee Simpson's singing, he said he "has not ruled out" working with her later this year. What in the blue hell is that all about and why isn't anyone doing anything about the Ashlee Simpson threat?
I mean, we hear about terror threats all the time, and she, much like Godzilla in any Japanese city, has stormed about the pop world, unfettered, for years. But that's fine, she belongs there! Then she slowly steps into the rock world by dating Pete Wentz and now Robert Smith "hasn't ruled out" working with her? How did someone who did a freaking hoedown dance on "Saturday Night Live" not only recover from that, but go on to bigger and better things?
The mind boggles.
Welcome to Monday morning, everyone... if this is any indication, it's going to be an insane week where up may be down, green may be red, and your mom may be your dad.
