Never one to back down from sharing his thoughts, Robbie Williams recently spoke to The Observer, noting he'd like to kill the paparazzi outside Britney Spears' house. Which he just happens to pass by every day.
What I want to know is: does he want to kill them because he's worried about her well-being? Or because they don't even notice him passing by?
Then again, Robbie has been unable to break through in the American market as a singer, and Americans do love their crazed murderers/serial killers. Plus, we'll need something to watch if the whole Phil Spector trial ever winds down... so I say he goes for it. It could have a very positive impact on his career.
Of course, with Robbie off the Red Bull, chances are he won't be nearly hyped up enough to kill them.
Though you have to figure the "Free Robbie!" shirts would be pretty sweet if he went on a full-blown caffeine binge, pulled out some samurai swords, and started beheading photographers. That would be badass, Robbie Williams going all Kill Bill psycho, while screaming, "LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONEEE!"
Unfortunately, we know he won't do anything, other than run his mouth and say things like this: "I go past Britney Spears' house every day on the way to my hike and
there are 30 cars outside, and I just want to get out and kill them." For no real reason, other than to keep his name in the press.
You tell them, Robbie!
