If the Prince of Darkness had any edge left to lose, he just forked it over. Apparently Ozzy and the Wizard of Oz herself, Sharon Osbourne, are
claiming that their son Jack had sexual intercourse with a wet rag Paris Hilton.
Now, a couple quotes printed by The Sun and re-printed by Blabbermouth:
Ozzy said, "Paris was always hanging around our house. I'm not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy - which one was it, Sharon?
To which Sharon "sheepishly" replied, "She was Jack's, erm, friend."
To which Ozzy then replied, "He didn't shag her, did he? Well done, my son."
Even though I just reprinted it for your squirrelly eyes to see, those quotes prove nothing. I guess it's back to googling "Paris Hilton shagged" for you, eh?
