Our friends at Buzznet are featuring a new video, in which the Shawn Harris of The Matches claims that Britney Spears wants to have sex with him. You can watch the video below. This is extremely newsworthy because Shawn Harris is a man, and he's from California, so I don't know why the hell he hasn't banged Britney Spears already. Seriously, he's a good looking guy, what's the hold up? If you live west of the Rockies, and you have access to a Hollister shirt and a half bottle of Alizé, there's really no excuse for not having slept with Britney Spears. Get your act together, Shawn. Oh sure, looks-wise she hit the wall months ago, but it's still great PR for the band.
I should mention that the Matches have a new album coming out in March, called A Band In Hope. If you didn't see that part coming, you probably don't spend enough time on the Internet.



