Finally! It's taken WAY too long, but now, Korn, Social Distortion, Danzig and The Misfits have their own #2 pencils. Are you sick of looking like a loser when you fill in your Scantron tests? Well have no fear, because a company called Rock Paper Pencils has designed pencils with music themes, and the aforementioned 4 bands are the first to license their names.
In case you think this is a joke, check out the company's website right here. Here is what they say about their products:
We Love our Music and We know you do too. That's why we came up with Rock Paper Pencils. Long gone are the days of the Boring Yellow No.2 Pencil and the Plain old Spiral Notebook. Why not be able to Express Yourself with the Music you Dig and Represent the Bands you Listen to?
All our Pencils are made of REAL WOOD so they won't rip to shreds in a pencil sharpener and we use No.2 lead so they work for your scantron test. Our Notebooks have perforated pages and the Band Logo is watermarked on Both sides of Each Page. So now you can Let people know what's blasting on your stereo when you write 'em that note.
Yeah, what! You might be able to erase my spelling mistakes, but you can't erase how much I fuckin' rock!!!
I suppose if you're into these bands this might be slightly better than a yellow pencil. But isn't this eerily similar to the famous David Cross "Squagels" routine?
Check it out (you'll have to skip to the 3-minute mark):
