All right Foxy, it's time to tap out of this match. The Brooklyn-based rapper charged with popping her neighbor with a blackberry turned herself in yesterday, Tuesday, August 14, around 2:30 p.m.
Brown racked up a number of charges, including felony assault, menacing, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon.
Foxy was driven to blackberry-bitch-slapping after she got into an argument with a neighbor late one July afternoon. The 27-year-old rapper supposedly caused "loosening of the teeth, swelling of the lip and swelling of the right eye." Note to self: must get blackberry for self-defense.
Brown is certainly not swimming in uncomfortable waters. In fact at this point she's surely made some pretty close friends down at the precinct. She pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault charges last year and she currently has an outstanding battery charge from earlier in the year.
If I were Foxy, I'd be typing in the digits of older-brother figure Jay-Z, who could certainly afford to throw her a bone or 15. And with that, we bid Foxy some good luck.




