Christina Aguilera has released two new singles. America gets the song "Slow Down Baby," while Europe gets "Oh Mother."

 

This comes as sad news to your truly. Aguilera's choice for the American single came down to either "Slow Down Baby" or "Still Dirrty." While "Slow Down Baby" is a message to men that Aguilera is married and taken, "Still Dirrty" is about sexual freedom. In other words, "Still Dirrty" would've made for an awesomely skanky video.

 

 

"Slow Down Baby"

 

 

 

"Oh Mother"

 

 

 

"Still Dirrty"