Christina Aguilera has been forced to cancel the remainder of her Australian/New Zealand tour due to illness. The singer reportedly suffered breathing difficulties during a Friday night show in Melbourne, then collapsed backstage. She has been ordered to bed rest and is therefore unable to complete the final two shows of the tour, which were scheduled for August 2nd & 3rd in Auckland, New Zealand.
As with all Christina Aguilera news, this has furthered the speculation that the singer is pregnant. Then again, there were stories last week that claimed Aguilera was pregnant because she was seen eating a donut. I'm not making that up. Do a Google search for "Aguilera pregnant donut" and you'll see a plethora of links. Lots of people actually reported that Aguilera was pregnant because she was spotted eating a donut. You can't just eat a donut without being pregnant? I mean, I know there's that old Chinese proverb, "If you're eating an apple fritter, your uterus has a critter." And of course everyone knows the ancient Hebrew expression "If a baby's in your vag, then a Boston Kreme you must have." But surely those expressions are outdated and non-pregnant people can enjoy a Krispy Kreme now and then, no? Anyway, if the media speculation is true, then Aguilera should be somewhere between her 11th and 13th trimester, and the baby should be here any day now.
