Carrie Underwood's perfect guy is me. Granted, I've been saying this for the past two years, but now I finally have some evidence to support my claim.
In the new issue of Country Weekly -- that's right, I read Country Weekly -- cover girl Carrie says that she is not dating Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. That's good to know. But it gets better. Carrie describes her ideal man as such:
I would like somebody who's ambitious and wants to better their life. I want them to always want more and always be looking to grow as a person. I like funny guys, and I like 'guy guys' - guys who drink beer and watch football.
It's funny; Yesterday, as I was drinking beer and watching football, I thought to myself, how can I make my life better? So I got up and made myself a Jack and Coke. I mean, if that doesn't show ambition and a sense of "wanting more," then I don't know what does. Add in the fact that I'm hilarious, and I don't see how Ms. Underwood could resist.
There is one problem, though. Carrie went on to say this:
I drink. But I've never like lost control of myself in any way, and I've never done anything stupid.
We'll have to work on that. But hey, nobody's perfect.
On a final note, Carrie added that she would gladly choose family over the music industry when it comes time to have children. See, this is another reason why Carrie needs to marry me. She can have kids, and I'll be a stay-at-home husband while she continues to pursue her her music career. She doesn't have to give up her passion, and since my passion is marrying Carrie Underwood, neither do I. Carrie makes hit records, I watch "Sportscenter" on an endless loop while keeping an eye on the maid to make sure she's not stealing. It's a win-win. Honestly, I don't know why this hasn't happened yet. Well, I guess I have to meet her first. But other than that, it's pretty much a lock.
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