Team England was surprised by two nights of Arctic urine when they geared up for a match recently.
The band played two nights in Manchester, England and 50,000 people showed up for each night. Unfortunately, the Old Trafford venue organizers were not prepared and fans decided to relieve themselves on the outfield instead of waiting for the long bathroom lines. The players took the field soon afterwords and, well, I'll leave it to The Sun:
England stars including Kevin Pietersen and Monty Panesar were puzzled by the whiff as they slid about on the grass during England’s one-day clash with India yesterday.
But cricketers at Lancashire, whose HQ is Old Trafford, and Hampshire, noticed the pong in a rain-hit four-day match last week.
Hampshire wicketkeeper Nic Pothas said: "The smell on the outfield was diabolical, and it was obviously stale wee."
That doesn't look good on the dancefloor...Zing!
