Jesse Metcalf, star of "Desperate Housewives" -- or as guys call it, "that show with Eva Longoria" -- is releasing an album.

 

Jesse said of the album:

 

People are going to be shocked by my first album. It is going to reveal my unseen mature side and I've even co-written some of the songs.


I think I could be the next James Blunt.

 

 

So, in other words, his music and his PR strategy are both terrible. Jesse Metcalf, you need to hire a new publicist ASAP.